When is this guy’s body going to do the country a favor and have that massive heart attack or massive stroke?

According to Scalia, capital punishment is not “cruel and unusual” because all Americans are Christians. Which implies: nothing which happens before our deaths is of any significance.

“You have to have someone willing to be a dick about what the law actually says.”

europe: the bastion of racial equality since never

I think Italian American is the furthest from “Anglo-Saxon” that Reagan and his ilk would allow themselves to go.

Probably something like this...

There’s no doubt that Scalia has a fine legal mind

I got mine, so

There’s a positive to all this: an exclamation of “Trump 2016!” is a great way to identify racists.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

Really these twits are playing a giant game of “Cops & Robbers”, but think they ought to be able to do it with real guns.

Austin Nerds, should “make it so”?

All the Doctors try and control the situation with sonic screwdrivers.

I really do hope that their idiotic demonstration gets invaded by every cosplayer this side of comic-con. praying beefcake misty shows up:

I’m a UT student, and some things people should know:
These groups are staging their little “protest” during our finals week, in the middle of the day, when we’re all rushing around trying to take our tests. This is the week when we’re most likely to be stressed and at our breaking point. These assholes could’ve picked…

Hopefully they only harm themselves:

The lockdown at St. Edward’s University (also in Austin) due to a gunman on campus just ended, I guess now it’s UT’s turn?

So let’s make it MORE fictional. Storm troopers. Iron Man. All 13 Doctors. The entire cast of Attack on Titan. Let’s make a new narrative.

“I call the tower!”

Look at these responsible gun onwers and their responsible way to terrify UT students in final’s week.