STOP USING THAT ADORABLE BABY TO PEDDLE YOUR CANDY CORN LIES

I do not want to watch Paula Deen’s racist bitch pants-crapping ass in anything. Programmers, you hear me?

$50 or 1500 skeeball tickets.

John the Baptist in Luke 3:

replying b/c this should be the first comment

Attention all news outlets:

Row row row your boat

I just can’t get over the fact that someone out there is still buying Tommy Hilfiger.

If kind of has a gutter run-off color to it, no?

Vomit colored water is so chic

I wish I could tattoo that passage on Tebow’s forehead resting fist.

Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

For me, this would be an act of disobedience to my God.

I bet you’re a real hit at parties. Lighten up, Francis.

I heard that if you say Marc Jacobs 3 times, Angel Barta appears.

Yeah, I haven’t been able to figure out why Hungary has been claiming they don’t want the refugees there, while simultaneously preventing them from leaving.

Went to Briebart. Not even covering incident. So I clicked on article about new Trump bio. Wow! Somehow they’ve decided that the Left (they cap not me) subverted justice for the Central Park rape victim. Implying those boys were actually guilty. I had to rage on out of there. After I go smoke I’m trying my new fav…

+ a liar without any backbone too, apparently

My boy adopted the kittens of a stray mama we saved. He helped her with them while she ate or rested, and when she died, he took on all fatherly responsibilities. He even nursed a few of them until they realized he had nothing to give! When it comes to me, if I am having an argument with someone, or my voice is raised…

My baby brother (aka my mom’s cat) was like that. When I’d leave after a visit to my mom, he’d sit a little vigil by the front door waiting for me to come back. He’d also steal a sock earlier in the day, in the hopes that I would not leave my mom’s house without all my socks. Cats are fuzzy little angels. Your…