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Now THIS is fucking taking it BACK.

Hate to say, but I’ve never found the Rabbit any good. The rubber rabbit-ears break off easily and are too gentle for me. The original “orgasm generator” if you ask me is the Magic Wand.

Could be the lower half?

WAKE UP! TAKE THE RED PILL! STOP DRINKING THE KOOL-AID! D TERK R JERBS! *incoherent ranting*

1200 guns?? Maybe he was trying to save us from our mass shooting problem by buying all of them.

Behold the Fuck Weasel, who really says what I’m thinking.

..I feel like there is something really odd about our legal system if you can sue a dead person. (Like I know they’re actually suing her estate and not her, but that still seems kind of bizarre.)

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

Adults who work with minors at that. Problem ... solved?

I feel like they said this in an attempt to remove blame from the corporation and place it on his (alleged) girlfriend.

As a gray, can I ask someone to post the ‘fuck this, fuck that’ cat GIF?

Jesus christ look at her. It’s like a traveling Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.

We never had celebrity visits when I was a kid in the hospital, but do you know what was the highlight of my week? The day when people brought in “therapy” animals. People often brought in friendly dogs and let us snuggle with them and play with them. One time this lady brought in four golden retriever puppies and

Xander is “strange and off-putting”~~~Dracula

If anything, it might reduce her workload, seeing as how she won’t need to “service” him in the innumerable ways he expects on an immediate, daily basis.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.

Kris Jenner’s existentialism clearly rubbed off on Kim.

I guess you could say Tom and Gisele’s marriage has...deflated.

I think it would be kind of neat and weirdly fitting if we found out that Kris was super into existentialism. If she just decided that the world is a meaningless and absurd place and since everything is transitory she can make her own life mean what she wants it to and somebody handed her some Kierkegaard or Sartre