“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Related: many historians speculate that Buchanan was our first gay president.

That’s a bunch of STUFF!

It’s unfortunate he couldn’t just say that there’s no real need for a First Lady. I’m sure he has friends of either gender who have uncontroversial pet causes that he can bring attention to, and I’m equally sure the White House staff is capable of putting on state dinners without a figurehead.

Anything with a pelvis that small is probably in favor of slut pills.

I just want to know how such a tiny adorable god could let so much pain and suffering exist in the world

Show me this picture of this baby deer but not a video of it prancing and making weird baby deer noises? RUDE.

I think we can dismiss the abortion possibility pretty readily. Not only is it very late in the pregnancy for her to have one legally, but if she has a bleeding disorder, I doubt an abortion would be any safer than a planned C-section.

But how would schedule a c-section without seeing her? Unless she lied about all the doctor visits? Not taking issue with you...this is just confusing, period.

The fact that she is alive and well is definitely a relief, but the fact that there is no sign of a pregnancy or of a baby is troubling. I guess the best (albeit weirdest) explanation I can hope for is that she was never pregnant to begin with.

Turns out she was just out looking for some Malono Blahniks.

All right — I live in San Marcos, Texas, where last year 2,000 people showed up at a pool party at a housing complex for college students. The entire San Marcos police force was required to break up the party, which hadn’t been approved by the complex management. There were no guns drawn, no ridiculous fucking barrel…

North Texas is a special kind of place when it comes to addressing racism. For one thing, overt crazy classism is completely, no questions asked, 100% acceptable. So a lot of the racists there will talk about “those people” and keeping their kids out of certain neighborhoods, and if you call them on it they will…

I’m amazed at the fools defending this idiot drawing his gun.

I live in a nearby city, and of course it’s all over the news everywhere, but here it’s nonstop on radio shows, news, etc. Unfortunately, I’m not surprised at how many people are focusing on the kids’ actions and not the officer’s. “Maybe the parents should have taught their kids how to respect the police,” etc.

It’s also part of the reason he was being such a dick...because they saw him fuck up, and he was infuriated that they might laugh at him.

Not to minimize what happened, but the officer falling, then trying to turn it into a slick cop maneuver is fucking everything.