They Let You Do It If You’re A Celebrity Kit

I’ve been revivithe epithets of my youth. This week they’re all stupid turd-touchers.

Mighty white of you, Jill.

As someone working on a college campus, I can assert that this is not true. Freshmen look like junior high schoolers to me.

I thought the Arm looked like the branches of veins or nerves in the brain, with a talking pituitary gland.

I don’t know why they’d bother getting any speaker if they can’t get Tim Minchin:

Special counsel has civil service protections. Can’t be fired atDrumpf’s whim.

This is the cover of every issue of Psychology Today. It’s sexist, sure, but it’s also hacky and lazy.

Does anyone think he’s ever even seen an actual pump, much less had to use one?

Activated charcoal margarita.... NO.

If I work really hard I could change my entire genetic code, right?

“Something wonderful has happened to Jared Kushner’s head.”

That first poppy appliqué number is wildly unflattering. The proportions make Ms. Wintour look like her arms are longer than her legs.

The only one I can think of is Josef Ratzinger, the retired Pope. Start stretching, Joey, you’re not as spry as you once were.

he seriously doesn’t care if his beard color looks natural

I would guess the Mercers are behind it. Their money made Breitbart, after all: http://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/news/a9204/rebekah-mercer-donald-trump-transition/

I would bet it’s Daddy Mercer and Becky Mercer.

What with The Handmaid’s Tale, American Gods and the upcoming return ofTwin Peaks, I don’t have any time for OITNB. Maybe by the time Netflix releases it, I’ll have a spot in the rotation.

I heard that the FBI didn’t want to give immunity to avoid an Iran/Contra situation in which one person gets immunity and takes all of the crimes on in order to stop investigation of his higher-ups.