Neither Jezebel nor the Telegraph carefully read the paper; the Telegraph misrepresented what it said, and Jez ran with it. The real question is: why did human beings, the animals, evolve to live beyond the point when they can no longer reproduce. Menopause is a different biological function than man fertility or the…

C’money man, don’t be a prick ;).

Huh, it’s funny how he’s kinda shambling around all off-kilter for the first minute, vaguely inhuman... what if... oh man, wait for it... what if WE’RE the real zombies!!?!