St. Peter: “name sir?”

Tropicana Field is Fenway South. Oriole Park at Camden Yards is Fenway Mid-Atlantic.

Urggh, video went on so long, and that guys such a weirdo, honestly the pseudo philosophical nonsense was just horrible.

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

Bobby, I’d just like to say that I rewatched First Wives Club last night because of your live blog and even though I haven’t seen it in forever, it still holds up. It makes me wish Bette and Goldie were still acting more because they were both perf.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

So once upon a time, there was a website named Gawker that liked to make concrete statements about people while attributing the info behind them to “anonymous sources...”

Fuck integrity lets get that money!

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

This is my favorite article of all time

That poor kid. She’s probably got whiplash now. She should sue.

I hope his old face grows back and his body rejects the pec-implants.

Dude, just stop. You’ve dug an incredible hole here and you keep going.