Imagine that… another book that preaches ‘Gluttony and Sloth make you fat.’

I can’t even imagine what drugs it would take to make this video watchable, much less enjoyable.

Apparently bears don’t shit in the woods. Lock your doors.

I HATE apple with a passion… I’d buy one in a heartbeat… I’d buy 3!

Precisely my point.

If only real life would slow down like that so we can savor the joy of a moment in time.

All I had as a kid was an EZ bake oven. No mention of how it tastes?

This looks like something you might see on the table of some trendy Seattle coffee shop. My man had better not try it. If he can’t afford flowers he can pick them out of the neighbor’s yard like my kids do.

Why do I not see a blowtorch on this chart?

Yes… Well actually it’s that girly. Diet drinks are what dieting girls drink. Pepsi Max is what men who care about their health drink.

@hematemisis: I'm not touching that!

@bethikus nerdimus: I love it. This is anger that no words could describe.

When will guys just get over the fact that girls love games and the internet too? Get over it; we’re taking over your club-house!

@aec007: ...But it’s pretty.

I love the windmills, and the sidewalk park is pretty cool, but I hate the fact that it is only a two lane road. I would love to see this design used.

Why couldn’t this have been available back when I had to share a room with my sister? I think I’ll e-mail it to her anyway.

Did they give them a Pepsi bottle?

I would still have a ridiculous amount of wires tangled around it.

@99TelepodProblems: Squirrel!

Joel, your job depends on the internet. This isn’t just the internet culture that we are talking about. This is people’s livelihoods; this is the stock market; this is banking and bill paying. The internet means so much to so many.