@anexanhume: I was thinking ‘work out equipment’.

@FiveLiters: Put this hat on, ^

But… they don’t vibrate! It’s not a vibrator if it doesn’t vibrate.

@Mr_Quackers: Hardcore

This actually made me cry. Humanity has a chance after all.

Isn’t that BadHatHarry? You bad boy, you…

Eating slower really does work. Slow down and enjoy each bite; have a pleasant conversation between bites, and you will notice that you are full before your plate is empty.

My kids have had a few teachers like this. Homeschool is the wave of the future.

@loosethoughts: Back at ya'

@loosethoughts: You rock! This is why I love you guys.

I want that submarine. Link please.

@Kaiser-Machead: Aren’t both jobs needed to keep the women happy?

@justpointingout: I can’t wait to gloat when you get your first prostrate exam. Now go mow the lawn!

@bombastinator: I see a duck.

I refuse to be a part of this fashion trend.

Why didn’t they just program him to hit the ‘auto play’ button on that keyboard?

Who could do such a thing? We want the name of the programmer that added this feature and we want it now!

@tomsomething: No, it sizzled all the way along its length and into the surrounding neighbor’s yards like a Tesla light show.

@tomsomething: When I was a kid in Nebraska, our chain-link fence got struck. I was on the porch less than 50 feet away. The thrill is not worth it.

Rubber makes ME smile.