The function he serves is fun. Enjoyment. Many, many people find him, his stories, his films, his books, his manner delightful. He makes people happy by simply being. If he’s not being himself, he’s being someone I enjoy very much. Authentically.

So you’re not really asking about his authenticity then, you’ve already got your mind made up that he’s not. Ok, fair enough, different strokes I guess. It does make me wonder who you feel actually is, though.

Dam. That mullet is world class. But his rings keep it all classy.

People like him do not become cops in order to be told “No”.

I had to turn the volume on my computer way up to hear that ‘jingling’...the sound of her moving around in the car were many times louder.

Anytime an adult uses the word “haters” to defend themselves, I automatically assume they are in the wrong. It’s a bullshit word used by bullshitters.

We have all been elbowed in the face by Mike Pence and this child is the first to secure an apology.

I know! I got a Stalhorse and the stable owner is all afraid it’ll eat the other horses! They also wouldn’t let me stable a deer! Next thing you know they’ll be all “That’s a bear, not a horse!” Well I’m going to open my own stable! With blackjack and bears!

As someone born with eye problems and who has had multiple painful surgeries to make my eyes look “normal” and who grew up surrounded by people who would assume there’s something wrong with *me* because my eyes are weird . . . there’s a reason why, even when dealing with despicable people, it’s important to take the…