It would be perfect if our relative heights required no bending. Some big pillows might help.

I'm sure it is, but that tends to be a prelude to intercourse for us.

Those were fantastic explanations, actually. I can totally picture how to do those. Thank you so much!

I had that fear too. It turned out to be baseless, but I had to take the plunge and commit myself to trying therapy before I knew that. I think that it's always possible to get better. Good luck.

That'll work with a slight angle change, I think. Thanks.

Good idea! Thanks.

I don't mean the presence of variety (which every decade definitely has) so much as the specific formulation of it. Sure, mainstream radio may have sucked, but doesn't it always? Different levels of popularity between types of music doesn't mean that the less- popular ones aren't part of the decade.

Hidey ho, Hoe. What position(s) would you recommend for a person with a penis and a person with a vagina to try when the one with the penis completely fucking murdered their own shoulder last weekend? I'm not taking any chances with my back right now.

I could definitely stand to at least get a DI and maybe a fuzz pedal. I've actually considered that a volume pedal could add a new family of techniques instead of just changing the tone, but I'm cheap.

It's weird how even recent history gets flattened into reductive shapes. To me, the music of the '80s is best defined by its variety, not by the sounds that appeared on it's bigger hits. The first half of the decade alone can give you everything from Talking Heads to Marshall Crenshaw to Grandmaster Flash to Gun…

I love synths when people actually play them. Five minutes with any Herbie Hancock record will demonstrate the reason. There's a current band, Austra, that really knows how to use synths to build up a song. The problem these days is that people practically let the machine play itself. You can drop a pattern on a…

Not having to fuck around with pedals is one of the many glories of playing bass. I don't even adjust the knobs between songs. Once I like a tone, I stick with it for the show.

She does show a strange fondness for my ribs.

My girlfriend kept rabbits, ducks, and quail before we met. She said that it was hard work, but she basically ate for free.

I read the Supper Club articles every so often because I'm interested in food and they're generally well-written. I rarely get any practical use out of them, however, because I'm a vegetarian. It's sort of ironic that vegetarian diets seem to have a reputation for being fancy and expensive, as pretty much all…

I don't think that they have control, exactly. I think it's more of an uncontrollable effect that's usually a byproduct and is being deliberately invoked in the current political/cultural struggle. I'm just trying to figure out the intended result of all this "piss off the liberals" stuff that's been going on.

If you feel like it, consider the following line of argument.

Good point, but I will remind you that Keats and Yeats are on your side and Wilde is on mine.

Upon meeting Jones during one of his ingresses, the Queen is said to have remarked disparagingly on the subject of his lack of vocal talent. Ever the cheeky youth, the young Jones apparently responded by intimating that her Majesty would find his performance on the pianoforte even less agreeable.

Damn, this really is something that Autism Speaks would make. Are they going to do a season-long arc about raising money for research into pre-natal screening methods or something?