I miss Clean House, but also How Clean is Your House? The English version, where they actually teach you great cleaning tricks! And wear fabulous gloves!

Okay but I’m still going to judge Lizzo for promoting the bullshit idea of a juice cleanse.

I’ve lost two brothers now. One in an accident, and one to a chronic illness. A friend said to me that she didn’t know how I got out of bed in the morning and I told her, you just open your eyes, acknowledge a new day is here, and then put one foot in front of the other. That’s the best you can expect of yourself. But…

On top of a pile of money and privilege, secure in the knowledge that consequences are for the little people.

The purpose of English classes in primary and secondary school is to teach students to read texts and use language in order to critically evaluate the myriad sources of information with which they are presented each day.

He’s the real villain. Camilla and Diana aren’t perfect, sure, but Charles caused all of this with his giant man-baby-ness. 

As someone sporting one of these, this whole concept of denying a public health crisis is just madness. I don’t understand how we got from parents rushing to vaccinate their children from deadly diseases while a grateful nation celebrated the scientists who made it possible to how we live now.

I did a deep BTS dive (because pandemic). Whew!

Maria, it seems that you and I are the only ones who are bat-shit crazy for BTS, and I’m fine with that. More for me. (Bias = Tae, although I wish he’d keep his hair permed. Sigh.)

Re BTS: “Fly to My Room” will make you feel better.

“The Mayor of 9/11" to “The 9/11 of Mayors”

I call her Kayleigh MAGAninny.

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

I’d like to see this kind of transparency with other grand juries that are asked to consider charges after a police officer shoots someone. Copsucker prosecutors are abusing the secrecy of the proceedings to hide how they manipulate the information and charges to prevent indictments. Breonna’s case shouldn’t be the…

I think a better plan would to have Capitol Police drag his fat ass out,kicking and screaming, and tossing him ceremonially into the back of a paddy wagon.

I want Ms. Welker to ask Trump the tough questions like “Stormy Daniels said you have a micro-penis,how would you like to respond? How long have you been a power bottom for Putin? Are you a racist,a white supremacist or a fascist? How has Ivanka’s marriage affect your sexual relationship with her?

Even if that’s not why he was fired, that sounds a bizarely anti-child workplace. I’ve worked with adamantly childfree and chatty child-having people, and even if they bitched behind each other’s backs about their different choices, they were always decent humans to their face.  What the hell are these comments?  What…

Was the judge Amy Coney Barrett?

I can’t fucking stand Bill Burr and his ilk ie comedians whose whole schtick is railing against political correctness. I mean he’s not wrong about white women but comedy should be about punching up, not down. I wouldn’t say telling LGBTQ+ people that they aren’t sufficiently oppressed and calling Black people “equator…

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