A photo representation of future cabinet meetings.

Octopuses!

Picturing The Simpsons Movie with President Schwarzenegger:

“I mean if anyone has a track record for raping and taking over the world, its white people”

Yeah, the claim among the true believers is that it was a false flag attack to discredit the accusations by making them look like crazy, violent idiots.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

I love makeup. I am horrible at applying it in any fancy way. Some days I wear some, some days I don’t. I don’t care if another woman or man wears it. Though I’ve noticed if a guy is rocking makeup, he always has skills I completely envy.

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Seeing her and Barack on the Inauguration Day stage - handing the keys to the castle over to Khmer Yuge - is going to be one of the most gut-wrenching things ever.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

It is so fun to fondly look back upon our stupid youth. Such good times.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

This morning I heard a co-worker (whom I respected!) say, “If this country is so bad, then get the fuck out.” As an immigrant and a WOC I was infuriated. I had to get up and leave my office. I am conscientiously apolitical in my office and have encouraged others to do the same. I just. I just cannot. This is funny,…

Regarding your last sentence, Donald Trump is now the only thing standing between Mike Pence and a Republican majority. We are now relying on Donald fucking Trump to moderate these people.

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

So, I could be wrong, but I think the writers left that episode ending ambiguous on purpose, when they are like, “aha, a soul for you” at the very end you’re supposed to think: was that his intention the whole time? Or did he go there to get his chip removed and this is a trick punishment from the higher being…

I was able to get past the attempted rape scene for two reasons: 1, he didn’t have a soul. 2, that was the catalyst for him putting himself through the ringer so he could get a soul. Had he had a soul when he tried that, had he not shown genuine remorse and taken drastic measures to ensure it wouldn’t happen again,…

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.…