I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Here is another great one.

From your lips to god’s ears. I can’t take looking at his stupid face anymore.

I’m going to miss her so much, and I’m not even American. She’s one of the few bright spots in our news about American politics.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

DAMMIT. My dad was just diagnosed with “either Parkinsons’s with dementia or LBD, time will tell”, so I’ve been reading up on them all week. Had never heard of LBD previously. Hate hearing how fast it came on for Williams, while he was still so young. What a waste of a wonderful mind.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

Lots of research in this past decade has been questionable. Vox has done a great series on how science is actually having a bit of a crisis right now, most notable social science. With sample sizes that are either too small, not diverse enough, or led (either overtly or by accident) to the intended response, data is…

That’s the best description of Trump’s campaign strategy I’ve seen in a long time. Kudos.

Will we ever live in a fucking time where the Margaret Atwood quote is not dead on 100% fucking accurate?

As someone who feels like her uterine lining is ripped out and gets massive headaches every month, I salute you for swimming in the Olympics with your rag, Fu Yuanhui.

I have no idea if Broaddrick’s allegations are true or not, but her story is credible enough, and should be treated with sensitivity and seriousness.

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

On the other hand, Kate Winslet was always hot, both then and now.

This is an oddly erotic gif. I can’t be the only one who thinks this right?

Kitchenette dying was the saddest thing. And I say that as a white middle-aged motorcycle enthusiast who cooks like twice a year.

Yes, I’m not sure what the shaming surrounding people utilizing social programs designed to level the playing field/provide needed support is. Can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes.

Donald Trump is the Witch King of Angmar. No man can slay him, as the Republican primaries have made clear.