Feels like my asshole's on fire!!

The 40 Year Old Virgin II: The Crackdown

I wasn't kidding?

Did it get better than the pilot episode? I mean, like 700% better?

Which is which?

He looks like he could in fact be the CEO of Staples. Or their mascot.

"Fuck, Marry, Kill"

You're just beating your own chest!

No thanks. At that height, you probably don't wash your feet properly.

This is true.

Wouldn't it be funny if Tosh told, like, five rape jokes right now? Or at least "depressingly predictable."

I'd say it was more like watching a drunk MRA guy say a bunch of stupid MRA shit, but less articulately.

He was asking for Jews!

Total narcissists who care nothing for their parents' life aspirations.

I'd rather see a Human Centipede

I don't even own an Internet

Beer

More like Mehtallica

Yeah, "so glad."

I should hope! That thing's so blown out it'll need about thirty stitches to set it right!