"Radio?" What was the car, a Stutz Bearcat?

Mr. Salk if you're Jonasty!

Iambic pentameter is a hell of a meter.

A measles vaccination?

Kind of comforted that "risqué" photos still have the power to shock anyone.

An "OF COCK" usually works for most things.

NO GRAPE JOKES

THE FUCK IS THIS

Was it better than Rise? I finally got around to watching that this past weekend and the stuff with Caesar at the Dickensian monkeyhouse was good, but everything leading up to it was dumber than a Michael Bay script.

Blessed are the apes, for they shall smell bad.

APE SHALL NOT APE

The A.V. Club:
ass

The greatest trick Dikachu ever pulled was convincing the world to say that the greatest trick Dikachu ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Are you having a laugh??

By the time they got to the punchline, everyone was gone.

It's the journey, not the destination.

That cooling off period might be a common factor, but I don't think it ought to be a requirement. The "Monster of the Andes" who killed over 300 children presumably kept a pretty regular schedule of murders. Many serial killers probably would have killed more frequently if they had easier access to victims.

Maybe not less severe, but certainly less depraved.

More like Air Butcher & Bury

Reading the entry for serial killers in general, I find it interesting that people who experimented on prisoners at Japanese and German prison camps during WWII aren't classified as serial killers. They weren't any less sick fucks than most serial killers (worse, in fact), but I guess if you operate under some…