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This is the thing we need to do. Dems in safe seat need to pop shots at Drumpf constantly. Keep him up off his seat. He has no composure. He has no poise or grace. He will respond in the most grating, childish manner possible.

or better yet, just get rid of football altogether! it literally exists to distract the idiot masses and to sell advertising space.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Fixed! 

I may have shed a tear when the Rikers appeared on screen.

Stop trying to make “slaps” happen.

The proper way to give that answer (R.I.P. little bastard):

I never played two or three, but as a proud owner of my free Nintendo Power subscription copy of Dragon Warrior, I can’t imagine playing more than fifteen minutes of that game today. While the monster designs remain both charming and impressive for a NES game, the random encounters combined with the single player,

Then I request that all of Kinja stop using the word “stan” to describe a crazy fan, which is already short for fanatic.  I know it’s from an Eminem song, but as I am unfamiliar with the root meaning, then I don’t think it should be said as it is meaningless to me.

I’ve mentioned this before, but the fundamental problem with the rhetoric of people like McConnell (beyond the fact that, ya know, it’s in patent bad faith and designed merely to be repeated by people to say why, of course, reparations are beyond the pale), is that it confuses the issue of “fault” with

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

No.

Dating was always a goddamn nightmare, being single is where it’s at.

Bitch, one of your own investigated your rotting pumpkin. And along the way, he indicted three dozen people, including the President’s campaign manager, personal lawyer, national security adviser, several other close aides and advisers, and a whole bunch of other people.

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

The moment you started doing this as a career, it ceases to be about personal enjoyment as a hobby.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

If they shut down service everyone would be complaining about that instead. Not saying this was OK, but there is no way to handle this situation without everyone bitching about it.

EA: *Lays off 150 more people*

I’ve been looking forward to this since it was announced and every bit of information they’ve released makes it seem like this will be a welcome addition. That being said I think we’re not going to see this be the last expansion. I think Firaxis likely has another round of refinement in it before its final expansion.