Despite Because of this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Thank you Mr. Spicer for your service. You have done an incredible service for this country by delivering a clear, unambiguous message: it’s working. If there’s one thing to take away from this “press conference” it’s that everything we’re doing, everything we are achieving together is genuinely and legitimately…

You’d think he’d know this by now. He’s had three weddings.

Since his ‘team’ is essentially a bunch of idiots running around like headless chickens, well....................

Agree.

It’s trashy to post your own tweets, but this was only one of two thoughts I shared while watching:

I am pretty sure if he read this, he’d say, “95 windows? Nonsense, we have thousands of windows in my hotels, worth millions of dollars! The finest windows, the best windows, made by the best craftsmen! I could go on!”

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED....

Hopefully it will be less “final dungeon boss reveals his true form” and more “Wile E. Coyote trying to fly to the moon with ACME rockets.”

Low stamina hamsters! Sad!