I’m curious how “we need a candidate who can stand up and beat Trump” squares with “oh, you can’t say anything mean about him!” Trump will also be calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” or “Forgetful Joe” or whatever, the only difference is that Trump won’t be clever enough or remember enough to catch when Biden immediately…

Etiquette can be important, but most people who cling to it do so because they don’t want others pointing out things that are outdated and problematic, like Joe Biden.

As usual, AP wasn’t the one hurt by this switch.

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

I myself have a life size replica of Michaelangelo’s David but with my head.I’d tell you how many paintings I have or me of as Superman but I don’t want to brag.

you can fuck yourself with it, you pretentious asshole :)

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

How the fuck do you have a hundred-millionaire brother, and think its cool to grab a friend to go beat and rob an old lady at a casino?

Says the guy who had one of the most complicated bank robberies of all time orchestrated at the start of the same movie.

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

“Maybe this was his plan all along?”

Well... not again, anyway. 

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

Dude, he was great in ‘Dreamgirls’ and deserved the shit out of that Oscar.

How about watching Eddie Murphy kill Pete Davidson with a bomb?

Tower Heist was actually a pretty good movie. Well, the parts with Eddie Murphy were really good.

Handlebears dismissed me and about 10 other people-