Does anyone that likes Bernie dislike Warren? How about vice versa? In my mind if you prefer one of them you’d probably be at least like 90% as happy if the other one won the nomination, but if I have that wrong I’m curious what the reasons are.

It was nice!  It was so nice and normal as to be kinda boring!  Why is this the lede for the Dirt Bag?!?!

Yeah, it’s like the least-weird thing Travolta has said in a very long time.

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

I’d like a follow-up episode so we can find out what these “in-laws who foot most of the bill” say when they realize their son-in-law invited a random fucking friend along to join in the mooching.

Souls-like isn’t a new term.

The sad thing is, it looks like you are trying *really* hard at this, and yet this is still the bullshit you spew. My sincere hope for you is that, despite yourself, you have people around you who support and, somehow, care for you.

Well, of course. Someone with a potential predilection to commit mass murder is certain to say “I volunteer for the government to monitor me.” That is among the many aspects of this idea that is reasonable, not doomed to failure, and definitely doesn’t make it somehow the one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard at…

“ I let one marry my girlfriend....I mean my daughter “

We checked. She doesn’t like him.

From the Onion:

Hey, he moved the Israeli Embassy into Jerusalem. What else do you want? So what if he is buddy-buddy with a the Alt-Right? I mean, c’mon, we all have friends that are avowed Nazis.

Based on your comment, you don’t seem like a good guy either.

“Better 100 innocent people be executed than one guilty man be spared!”

Well, it’s bound to deter a lot of other innocent murderers.

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

I knew the nictitating membrane was a thing, but I had no idea what it was called, thanks!

You’re just ravin’

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

That being said though think of how much fun you’d have watching it fuck your wife.