Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”

If your politics lead you to a place where you’re cheering for a career criminal opening fire on his community and shooting six cops in the process - you need to reevaluate

Donald Trump spending the nation’s treasure to buy a rapidly-melting giant ice cube would be very 2019.

Either way, the news that Cousins is injured, again, while preparing for his next career-resuscitation is an aggressively cruel development—and that’s even if you don’t want to speculate what a third serious leg injury means for his future.

Please stop, Tomato. I get you’re doing a performance art thing, but please just stop.

Drink my diarrhea, Tomatochode.

Why don’t you just get “I’m a complete asshole” tattooed on your forehead and save yourself all this keyboarding time?

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

Yea, I’ve always thought that the scariest thing from 2016 on has been that the administration has been so cruel even with our economy in GOOD standing.

All the racist memorabilia and the framed KKK application were left SPECIFICALLY to offend and repel Blacks and other minorities as part of the ‘Gentleman’s Agreement’ among whites to keep neighborhoods white, even when leaving!

Oh yeah because games should only be for the hardcore people.

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it’s called a cleveland steamer you asshole!!

What dream? Buying a bunch of cars that you’re not driving and you’re probably not even looking at them much anymore because they’re all jammed together? I appreciate cars, but not when they’re just tossed in a shed and nothing is done with them. I’d rather have 10 cars in good running order that I can enjoy than 250…

Well, you “both sides” motherfuckers can shut the fuck up, I know that much.

The problem will be the market will crash due to his malfeasance after he is out of office and then all the sudden the GOP will be interested in fiscal responsibility once a Democrat is in the White House.

So after two shootings that were explicitly fueled by white supremacy and stated as such in their own words, its a hoax....

He’s not just a member, he's the president.

Well there is the rich guy version that spreads money around so that regardless of which corporate dem wins, they have an in.