Reporter: "Are you worried he's going to poke someone's eye out?"

What do you mean they aren't bears? They have all the koalifications!

And middle-aged white guys in offices across the country rejoice.

I like you. You get it. I really don't want to have to make this plaque.

"Someone said elite quarterback?"

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

To paraphrase the article;)

What the hell?

Who ended up going home with the guy's shirt?

#lolocaust

Secret characters ranked:

I am so sorry for your loss. I almost lost my mom 7 years ago when she had an aneurysm burst herself. I remember going into her ICU room and turning off the TV because her BP would spike whenever George W. Bush was on screen.

Yeah, shoulda been intentional walk with 1 out and a man on 2nd.

That a bengals hat? Wasnt he just bitchin bout the browns? I hate this guy on so many levels.

Too soon!

What's your address?

So, to recap, he put the bucket back on.

I thought once your pinkie disappears it's third base.

The Temple Of Groom

"Yeehaw, I am fuckin' crazy!!!!"