You raise mini LEGOS and I raise you K'Nex.

Yo Bob Mewse's so fat, when he saw himself on Google Street View, he-

I find it ironic that Robot Santa wrapping paper is used for Christmas gifts...

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: SO we gonna be contacting Vajra?

I saw 'robot actor' and came here expecting Keanu Reeves...

@TimOzcelik: Ya lah, you speak with you frens like so-so, people understand what. These white people, they don't understand our local english, that's their problem la!

If scenarios in hentai doujins are any indication, the these moms got fat cuz they don't get to have sex anymore.

I'll stick with New Vegas for my post-apocalyptic game fill, no thanks.

I dunno how the hell did Blizzard come up with the notion to not include LAN in Starcraft 2. Not many people are keen with logging on to Battle.net every time you want to do a skirmish(I don't). Hell, even a quick round with your buddies can be hindered by the lack of a decent internet connection.

@LetheanGrazer: The curry is too damn good!

@Gameslaya: Uh, actually he died after trying to avoid a water buffalo in the middle of the road. It was 5 am or so and the road's pitch black(it's a rural area btw). lost control of his bike, and hit his head on the gravel. His friend survived, tho.

"...hit a water buffalo while he is riding a motorbike in Malaysia..."

"More like apples vs oranges."

Here's to hoping that with him in command, any small exhaust vents that lead directly to the station's reactor will be plugged...

@arionfrost: You mean Michael Bay.

@Paradox me: I raise you this.

I wonder what Kotick's heart would be made of....

@TheME262: Ironically, Guile had a pretty screwed up family life...

Did he fall off the boat while running away from a murderous pregnant high school girl with a knife?