@philaDLJ: I read it as Ill Phone.

On the other hand, you had a good excuse to not bringing your in-laws any souvenirs from your overseas Christmas vacation.

@Billybird: NO. The security guards would ask instead: isn't he a little to short for a Stormtrooper?

As much as I find this curious, I seriously don't want to figure out what the offspring of a rambutan and a celery will look like.

Forget it. This one is sufficient enough, and it doesn't come with horribly long explanation.

"You just spent an entire day decoding this. Now, feel free to feel stupid".

What happened? The Internet happened. Or rather, scanlation groups that allows manga for free internet viewing and download. As opposed to, manga volumes that are 2 months late and costs RM40 each.

Apparently the police thinks he is making an ass of himself.

Going through the article in one quick glance, am I the only one to read the Hoimi Cider drink as 'homicide'?

What the - I seriously first thought that was the Arbiter.....

Dangit. I was hoping something along the lines of Strip Fighter....

I take it there's no bukkake udon?

What, no Indian Superman?

Wait until there is a report on brutal child kidnapping, rape and murder, and they decided to animate the entire scenario.

What has been seen...cannot be unseen!

Putting the finishing touches on the Declaration of Independence...

@Corey Jackson: Agreed. People should stop blowing this stuff up.

@Alex_Mexico: It's the "he has a girlfriend" part.