Poll: Half of Republicans are morons.

...and eating during was completely ruled out.

I had almost this exact thing happen to me on my 21st birthday. I went to a bar (stone-cold sober! not that it fucking matters), was about to order a drink, and then I felt someone’s hand reach up my dress (a modest t-shirt dress, again, not that it fucking matters), grab my bare ass cheek, and give it a long, solid…

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

This is one of my ride-or-die movies. I watch this movie for the same reasons other people meditate or return to their hometowns. That gazebo scene, tho.

Unpopular opinion; I actually love the Keira Knightley version of Pride and Prejudice because the actors were all the right age for once, the costumes and settings looked lived in and realisticly kept, it’s beautifully shot, the soundtrack is wonderful and they showed a shyer side of Darcy. I actually wish it was…

They’re going to go at it like rutting dogs in heat only for Bran to show up an episode later and go “I’m the mystical Three-Eyed Raven who has had his mind expanded after Phil 101 this Semester and you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY ARYA!!

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

The adorable afro guy in the bowling shirt who doesn’t even glance at my card anymore because I’m at the dispensary at least twice a week

I have to scold you: Stop calling therapists “shrinks.” This reframing will help, I promise. Words have meaning and shrink is a slur; these are highly trained individuals who want you to GROW, not shrink.

I love this so much. I have so many girlfriends I worry about bc they are sooo into wellness that I believe it’s covering up disordered eating.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”