You pretending to be impressed by that spoon trick is a real talent

Okay Peter’s date was FANTASTIC and their discussion of their gap teeth warmed my cold, dead heart to no end. It was so GENUINE!

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press:

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned.

Love this! And I love how great Lynda Carter looks. Because of her, I tracked down adult Underoos just so I could be Wonder Woman under my clothes once again, lol.

To me I feel like women can’t win either way, and this proves that anti-choicers really just want to shame women for having sex.

I was raised very religious and it takes a long time to get over that kind of brainwashing. I don’t love the fact that she’s anti-choice… But maybe these events will make her realize the hypocrisy of pro-lifers. Once she has that kid… Ain’t none of them supporting her.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

Being the only girl is not the “only girl syndrome”. Its the fear of other women which she got over.

I was the only woman working an an EB Games over ten years ago. Then a prettier woman came in who liked Halo more than I did, and I was literally replaced, as in they stopped putting me on the schedule and basically quietly fired me.

I was one of three runner-ups in a competition for “People’s Nerd” on the second…

A few thoughts:
-GODDAMN, Rachel, you are the whole package if not several packages, and probably none of these dudes are good enough for you
-I liked Kenny a lot tho, he seemed very genuine and kind
-Josiah’s corny jokes had me slapping my bf on the arm and going “SEE YA LATER, LITIGATOR! GET IT! BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH…

I’m for this song because I feel like it’s a nice counter to the boy band tropes about “most girls”. So, if I were still 12 I would be all over this song and I would most definitely have a dace routine being planned out in my head.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

**Catalina update**

I am just going to leave you here with this

Bobby Moynihan, too. That’s the one that really guts me. :(

Fun Fact: the creator of Wonder Woman believed that during intercourse the penis wasn’t penetrating the vagina, but rather that the vagina was devouring the penis. This Wonder Woman’s lasso becomes a symbol of the power (and weaponization) of the vagina. Kinda badass, IMO.