“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Sorry, Joe, but the controversy over the HPV vaccine proves you wrong.

I came here ready to hate this but it’s super adorable that they booked him as a surprise for Maisie. Proceed, you ginger hobbity noisemaker, and make my darling girl happy.

Orrrrrr...

Aww, c’mon! He’s a good guy! He was drunk\high\just goofin’! He scored a big deal and was blowin’ off some steam! He gave a homeless guy five bucks once back in college!

Probably the type of dude who laughs at pedophilia jokes and congratulates underage boys who’ve been raped (“Way to score, bro!!”)

Honestly I wonder if this qualifies as borderline pedophilia. Beyond the stupidity of humping a statue, there should have been a thought going ‘hey, maybe I shouldn’t do this to a statue of a small child, because joking about fucking and rubbing my body against an image of a young girl is wrong’ through his head,…

Life imitates art.

In Toronto, men who work in finance are literally the worst. Not because of their attitudes but rather that you can smell their sense of inadequacy from a mile away. They want you to be impressed so much. It’s sad and it’s often made worse by their consumption of copious amounts of liquor/coke.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Both teachers and child care providers are two of the most underpaid professions in this country. I get really pissed when people think that teachers are just stand ins for child care providers because even child care providers deserve to be paid 2-3x what they actually make.

Real men are intimidated by a rainbow flag.

Wear red, go to class, kick ass in your studies and continue on being a bad ass feminist out to change the world.

I live in an incredibly liberal city—our women’s march was huge and was incredible to be a part of. But for some reason I’ve heard no conversation in my communities about tomorrow—mission statements, planned marches, etc. I’m concerned that this effort will fall short of its promise of “A day without a woman”... it’ll…

My work partner knows exactly how valuable I am, and hasn’t given me a moment’s grief over the several days I’ve taken off over the last few weeks while suffering a devastating second trimester pregnancy loss. And although one could argue that I should be marching/striking to support the fact that the situation I am…