You must have a Ph.D. In political science. How did you formulate such a genius idea?! People have blind political biases?? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

I can’t imagine a mother who voluntarily raises her child in a crime-filled inner city, where her child’s probability of dying prematurely from gang violence is a unacceptably high.

Cue the smug prick who's a slave to identity politics.

So excited for you, dude. Huh, huh.

And water dehydrates you!

Penises in your mind?

So what, who cares? This kind of shit is going to convince the world young women are cut out for STEM?? Fucking airbrushed tarts shattering women’s self-esteem?? Should we stop selling razor blades to young women just in case??

That’s a gray area. You’re on a watch list for sure.

What does that even mean? What the hell is an ‘advocate for young black murder victims and black youth’??

So brave, so brave. Let's give them money.

You’re just a bucket of overflowing empathy, aren’t you? Regular mother fucking Teresa. Pray for my hemmoroids while you’re at it.

Isn't that what'll everyone says about the right?

This is what happens when you cut dairy out of your diet, kids. Veganism is for commies: Drink your milk like a proud American.

I don't want anything from you, trust me.

Another deaf ignoramus hearing what she wants.

Let’s be honest: All those strong-minded, independent, confident women will piss away their parents’ money on a women’s studies major.

Gee. I wonder why he left her?????

Don’t give a fuck; Never watched the show.

It's not exactly a picnic, is it?

White people always love a guilty read.