I was originally talking to Rihanna before you interrupted.

I disagree with you = troll.

Overcaffeinated police and ambitious DAs are a problem everywhere. Try telling that to liberal.

Immigrants find work, thus the ability to raise their families, who get an education and live a better life than they had.

Why are you such a racist troll? Why don't you go back to you cross burnings and churches

I saw the episode. I think she's got the chops for daytime television.

Isn’t just safe to assume anyone in entertainment is Jewish?

If you found the strength, they will. You’re not stronger than them, they’re not weaker than you. And if they can’t handle it, they should have had the forsight you and I have to not have kids.

Being hyper-empathetic isn’t healthy. Learn to care les about hypothetical people in your imagination. Trust me. People enjoy stress more than you believe. It’s amusing how much that actually enjoy complaining about it. Basic psychology tells us people will avoid unpleasant things, not engage in them and then talk…

7% of the credit limit is what’s recommended.

Your wife can't stay home. Feminists will become apoplectic if she does that. Tell your wife she's hurting women by giving in to the patriarchy.

Nobody cares what your neighbors think. Why do you?

How retarded is your cousin?

Yeah. He seems thrilled to find a length of rope.

You mean the ones that aren't mutants that the body flushes out of the system?

It was the UPS delivery man

My naturopath told me my foreskin would grow back.

yeah, but rewarding someone for doing the obvious has become normal. It’s as if logic is something to be discovered, not a requirement. It’s like, “Congratulations, Captain Obvious”

Too bad she never saw it coming. Totally out of the blue.

We need to calm down and think about the children.