So don’t throw your fake fur in a landfill when you’re done with it. You probably won’t wash it in a machine very often, which is one source of microplastic in the waterways, but that can be fixed by putting better filters in washing machines. Plastic isn’t inherently evil. Unnecessary plastic, plastic waste in the…

This is his clinical narcissism coming through. Someone asks a question about the NBA and his puddle of a brain goes NBA>Kerr and Pop>they don’t like me>discuss how Kerr and Pop are terrible and hate America because they once criticized me.

His response was so breathtakingly stupid.

“You can’t Impeach Me! I’ll Ipeach YOU! How doYou like THAT! I imPaech YOU”

I had a girlfriend

Have we considered the possibility that Trump thinks crazy and frightening is perfect?

Tweeting means he’s still alive. Fuck. Maybe the stroke will hit tomorrow.

my wardrobe is almost strictly black, but i love stuff like this so yes, 100x over.

Yeah, I’ve been making a lot of fresh pasta recently and I just don’t see that huge of a difference for the hour that I put into it. 

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

FLORIDA. There’s only one Florida and that’s the mom from Good Times. All the other Floridas are inferior to the immortal Esther Rolle.

Would I LIVE there? Absolutely not. But I would rent the room for a week and go wild on some shrooms. I’d probably end up drowning in that amazing tub.

When was the last time somebody straight up named their baby “Frank”?

Sudafed is his drug of choice, allegedly.

I go back and forth on that. I can see him drinking pills right from the bottle, but I can also see him being a Tom-Cruise-style scientologist type who thinks that any medicine is weakness. Especially the ones which have vaguely foreign-sounding names.

I am both surprised and not surprised that since she has conservative friends, she would eventually use conservative rhetorical bullshit to defend herself. They fucking INVENTED applying the “tolerating different beliefs” principle to literally ANY belief, no matter how abhorrent, amoral, or despicable.

So wait, in her defense of an indefensible friendship, she namechecks Jerry fucking Jones?! and that’s supposed to somehow make this better?

Everyone seems to have stopped reading after ‘great and unmatched wisdom’ and is ignoring the far more terrifying text beyond that.

The NBA really misplayed this. If China is sincerely this afraid of one person within one organization, the NBA could have struck a much harder line and forced China to be the bad guy. You want to suspend all NBA access to all Chinese fans and escalate all of this dramatically just because someone in America said…

You’re making a mistake about 45. You are assuming he can, in any way, shape, or form, identify with anything outside himself. His definition of Treason can only mean personal betrayal of himself. Literally. This is how this man thinks. He does not care or even register the legal or constitutional definitions of such…