Huh, the ringer.   Never heard of it.

The article said the QB framed an innocent man. Roethlisberger isn’t bright enough to frame a photograph, let alone a human being for a crime.

It’s the only way to avoid the fact that the woman in the final gif appears to: (a) be cast as a cheerleader, one presumably cheering for the high school football team, and thus further presumably also a high schooler; and (b) 27 years old.

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Not only is everyone from that show an adult, but Maitland Ward who was a series regular during the last two seasons (playing Rachel) is making porn now.

Remember Topanga and Angela’s friend Rachel who lived with Eric and Jack? She’s doing adult films now. That made me feel REALLY old.

Rider Strong is still fine as fuck

The show ended 19 years ago. Everyone who appeared on the show is an adult. 

What about Corey's parent's late in life baby that had to stay in the NICU?  Is he (?) an adult? 

Prepping discussions are pointless. All you need is a sharp knife so you can “open your veins” in the bath like a freaking Roman. Who the heck wants to survive the apocalypse???

Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

Or it could be that society just likes to make fun of literally anything that is enjoyed primarily by women. If it was mostly men drinking PSLs we would not have this seasonal mocking. I'll be enjoying one the day it comes out because I live in the south and PSL day is a nice reminder that this horrible summer weather…

*Gourd your loins

The only thing more tiresome than Pumpkin Spice season is Pumpkin Spice take season, be it apologia or polemic.

(everything is branded now; fall is PSL season, and before we know it summer will be Miller Lite Inner Tubing Bikini Instagram Time)

I do because my sister got me this really awesome apron with owls on it plus I use lots of tomato sauce and am clumsy, but I really don’t feel GENDER OPPRESSION during operations.

I’m feminist as fuck and am an amazing cook and have a plethora of aprons. I also scrub a mean toilet. That doesn’t make me a sad little regressive wifey, it makes grownup who knows how to do basic tasks required for human survival. I also can do basic plumbing, I took my oven clear apart the fix the damn thing, and I…

My heart is almost full-on black at this point, but holy shit do I turn into a little kid every 4 years when the summer games comes on.

I can’t get past the fact that ALSOK stands for Always Security OK! I mean, it’s a little on the nose. Also, is just “ok” the standard we should be aiming for?