Came here to be mad about “Homeward Bound” being under rated.. 2nd and 3rd are respectable. Approved.

I used to watch that movie near daily, shortly before my parents got us our first dog (I think my obsession with the movie heavily persuaded them).

Homeward Bound was one of those movies whose cassettes I wore into the fucking ground watching it over and over again. It kicked off days and days of me daydreaming about being a part of a cool, rich family where every member had a personality-adjacent pet.

How egregious that a blogger, in a blog post about thinking dogs, did not include the dog from DOG WITH A BLOG

God dammit I watched that stupid Homeward Bound glurge reunion clip and I am at work and now my eyes are leaking. What kind of fuckery is this?

Shadow is the best. Full stop.

“Homeward Bound” was/is evil. My mom cried every single time and we owned the VHS so that was a lot. She also cried every single time she watched “The Bear”.

If there was ever a genre to make me ugly cry for 90 mins....

How could you put Michael J Fox at number 3 of anything? He is number 1 and so it Homeward Bound.

Duke Bush, the bean dog, for #1

“Hey bro, what’s your name?”

Winter is an underused name.

Ok, let’s dive in:

Gabby made the Olympic team again in 2016 and won team Gold.

My mom and stepdad are snobs about most if not all things (clothing, decor, liquor, cars, restaurants) except for their damn Uncrustables*. They are in their sixties, living in a home with no children, and love those fuckin pastry pockets. I went home once and they BEGGED me to try one. I was converted.

Since her little sister seemed even worse than her, this is all too much. But despite a very interesting voice, she does appear to live her life like one of absolutely minimal impulse control and no ability to just be bored sometimes. Everything in the world was Bangerz, and she was a mess. Then she comes out and…

oh man for a minute I thought you might be talking about Heidi Klum and had to put my beer down and use the google. Alas, no

I agree with you there, but please don’t speak another 15-20 more years of Real Housewives into existence. Just be careful tempting the Bravo gods— they seem more than eager to run these shows in every major city until the end of time, so don’t give ‘em any ideas.

I used to think her try hardness was a result of her trying to rebel from her Disney Hannah Montana image, which on some level I get. But I guess that is just her natural state. In 15-20 years, she’ll be a “real housewife” twerking her silicone injected bottom for Andy Cohen trying to still matter.

It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.