Re: Johnny Depp - He’s full of decency and kindness

my 3yo has been very into his scrotum lately and loves to tell me how there’s 2 fluffy balls in there

I am a huge Lilly Singh stan so it pains me to say this fuscia number with the matching shoes and the big floral embellishments.... girl this was not your finest moment.

I posted earlier in Dirt Bag that I hate this style of slicked back hair, but this is one case where it looks ok. Still not great, but if you must do it this is how it’s done.

I was wondering what the hell hubz was watching yesterday as he sat on the couch holding back tears.

I read that headline as the wedding is in Italy, not Toronto. Or is it just “Italian themed.” In any case, I also did not click.

I’m listening to the Xtina tribute medley right now and it’s fantastic.

I listened to TLOP again yesterday and I didn’t hate it. I mean, compared to all of Kanye’s other albums it’s by far the worst but his worst is still pretty decent.

Do North or Saint know or understand that they’re getting a baby sister and if so, are they wondering why the only change in their mother’s appearance has been the lank blond hair?

A quick Amazon search shows that Hoda’s book as already been written:

Elephants in the traveling circus is still a thing? Did you not all watch Water for Elephants?

FWIW, i’m brown so do I get to salivate over Riz Ahmed?

some people get all the luck

This list will be exhaustive. Harvey Weinstein has children, correct?

Lion was very good. I have my reservations on it being another poverty porn/white saviour movie but that’s for another time.

Riz Ahmed. BOOM.

I think he looks fine and would probably be a decent looking Average Joe if you saw him on the street. Let’s not get all “omg he’s a hideous fat ogre” on him, but at the same time i agree let’s not romanticize average.

1. Barron’s father

I keep waiting for my own comedy tour based on my comments but so far no one’s offering it up.

I have been there, it is so. so. painful.