I wish. Gimme some of that A.V. Club bank, y'all. Those Onion stacks.

What to watch this weekend?
EUROVISION IS ON, DUH

The recent movie is good.

Well deserved.

Er yes, we need to know to update the… IMDB. Yes.

I'm sorry, I can't suspend my belief for this film
everyone knows that John Cena can't be shot because no shooter could see him, duh

Politics have really hit…

This, all day.

It was a 3 person tag. Rarely do people get over or actually look like chumps in those match-ups because there's always a lot of moving part and distractions.

That was a better watch that RAW. I'm continuing to love all Breezango do, Ziggler and Nakamura's segment finally gave their feud some actual tangibility, and the Usos cut another hot promo months after the last one. I'm so happy "It's not paranoia!" is a thing.

Give it time. Rarely does someone new on the main roster get hot-shotted right into the main event scene. Even AJ Styles had to bounce around in a program with Jericho before he went toe-to-toe with John Cena.

I think they had Bayley drop it because they think she works better as an underdog chasing, rather than a champion reigning. I don't disagree.

Well I guess if anyone would know about comic book bombs it'd be Hunter Hearst "Blade 3" Helmsley.

There's a funny story behind Batista's success with the Guardians franchise: Batista went to Trips and Steph and pitched a storyline to make use of him as Guardians 1 was about to be released, to use the popularity of the Marvel film to get more eyes on the WWE. Hunter and Steph though, in all of their infinite glory,…

counterpoint: no

I swear I heard a "hey Mickie" chant, so things weren't that terrible.

"racist"

M e h

This news sucks, but I can't say I'm surprised at all. It's been almost 10 years since the last film, and Del Toro and co just took their sweet-ass time to wind back to it. I think I saw something saying they were aiming for an R? Which I'm not surprised by, everyone wants that Deadpool money.

ok.