[Conan] references a night when he, Jay Leno, and David Letterman all made the exact same Dane Quayle joke and “no one sued anyone”

Counterpoint: Look at the replies to any popular tweet, and you will see different people (not even professional comedians!) repeating the same obvious jokes over and over again, with minimal variation.

I’m guessing they were all originally snapped by Thanos. Then when Tony unsnapped them, they came back the same age.

Because they were dead for a while there.

Hopefully they can use existing tracking data and just fix the model? I’m being optimistic, likely some poor VFX artist are going to work long hours.

This comment held up really well.

lol yeah, people not wanting to engage with you bitching a fit over a fictional rat in a fictional movie is literally no different from the far right, you tell ‘em killer

No, nobody else thinks this is a problem. It’s a silly plot contrivance in a movie about people with magic superpowers. Get over it.

We saw the battle in New York in real time. It was over in minutes. The next battle was in Wakanda, the most secretive nation in the world. And all of this happened over the course of, what, a day or two?

Nope, it’s the first van. Probably parked out in a lot somewhere that DIDN’T get blown the hell up by Thanos’ missile barrage.

The rat caused one character who was trapped somewhere to be freed. That’s it. That character then went on to do a number of things that helped reverse the snap, as did almost every other main character. Your complaint remains ridiculous.

Second van? I’m not sure what you mean. There was just the one van, and Scott drove it to the Avengers’ HQ. Now, its survival is a bit amazing after the attack, I’ll grant you that.

I mean, agree to disagree, but I do take issue with one thing - the rat was not the solution to The Snap. It was a catalyst for the solution. Scott Lang coming out of the Quantum Realm put a whole range of events into motion, any one of which, had it gone wrong, would have derailed everything.

They were both under house arrest for the airport fight.

God, I’m going to think about this way harder than I ever expected or wanted to, but here goes:

Did...did you stop watching the movie after the rat thing happened?

The way I think about it is that Stephen Strange saw, what, 14 million possible futures playing out and only one of them panned out for the heroes.

Jfc - Look at this dipshits history “Trump is returning economic and religious liberty to America while the left squelches liberty and truth throughout the land, especially in schools and universities. If anything, Trump and the GOP don’t go far enough in reducing the tyranny of the welfare state and leftist…

Sure it was silly and it was obviously shot as a “cool comic book page moment”. However you know who loved it?

I’m really getting tired of explaining that permanent character death is not the only way to get drama out of a movie.