“This obsession that you both have with Archie Andrews will destroy us!”

Hermoine, mother of the year, putting her foot down on her husband trying to frame and kill a teenage boy, and Veronica... trying to save her boyfriend from being murdered in cold blood?
Talk about putting the F in dysfunction.

Also no mention of…

I think ‘genius’ is a bit generous, but mileage may vary, I guess.

Well actually~ *pushes glasses up nose*

(he’s an alien)

A bit of a bummer, but his eyesight had deteriorated so much that reportedly he hadn’t been able to watch any of the films from around Winter Soldier onwards.

How did Matt become so calm and well-adjusted?

The Vengabus is coming

Likewise, Claudia Kim has been cast as a glorified plot twist, the revelation that henchsnake Nagini was once human at least half the time

I never felt the younger cast were meant to physically represent their parents as much as they were just the vessels for the characters, as it were. So the fact some of them look nothing like their elder actors when they were young didn’t take me out of the story at all.

A chud like you should be tolerated like someone should tolerate a weeping prolapsed colon.

“Only pussies question that”
Lmao, sound intellectual argument here. Why not just use the word ‘snowflakes’ and be done with it. 

Guess there’s no accounting for taste. I think the film soundtrack pretty much peaked there, and then died not too long later with Puff Daddy sampling Kashmir on the Godzilla soundtrack.

Entitled gamer babies are being entitled gamer babies, more news at 10.

Growing up it definitely was between Trainspotting (Born Slippy felt like an anthem, even though I wasn’t a raver of any sort) and the Spawn soundtrack (you weren’t a cool kid unless you had it, it seems).
I stand by Can’t You Trip Like I Do being a great single~

What’s even worse than the fact that Daredevil treats Julie’s truly horrific death like it’s a clever bit of action is the fact that there’s literally no reason it needs to happen. We already saw Dex hit his lowest emotional point, embrace Fisk’s philosophy, and then brutally murder a bunch of people as Faux…

The Dark Knight is a better movie than the perfectly okay Slumdog Millionaire,

No real surprises on the list, but here’s a game that personally spooked me out as a kid: Gabriel Knight - Sins of the Fathers

I thought it was just his spine that became adamantium? Because he got too cocky with some C-tier hero in Warren Ellis’ run on Thunderbolts and had his back broken.

Daredevil hasn’t really set up the idea that Dex is particularly great at hand-to-hand combat, so watching him suddenly go toe-to-toe with Matt in a ninja battle felt off.

Are we supposed to take it at face value that he actually did arrange his own shanking?

Wow, this is a pretty trite and dismissive take on a much more insidious problem. In the current era of the “ratio”, likes are instrumental in calling out racist dog whistling and general bad takes by showing where the populace really skews in reply to the latest round of BS. A like is an affirmation of an argument or…