Oh my god can we PLEASE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT.

“Brown says he’s considering more Hawkeyes tattoos, including one on the other side of his head to even everything out.”

Still nicer than the best place Oklahoma has to offer. And this is coming from someone who agrees Mt. Pleasant sucks.

Maybe the joke was that Tebow was so bad at being a sportsperson that we shouldn’t really consider this article to be about sports?

Close. He’s actually from Akron, Ohio

+1 THBBFT!

Meadow Party 2016!

Actually, that is Bill the Cat’s home state.

Deerfield is gonna be lit tonight

I don’t know, that seems about 13' too much!

Around 30 pieces of silver.

Mt. Pleasant. It’s neither.

I wonder how much Tebow’s crown of thorns will fetch??

“Mt. Pleasant might be the most misnamed city is the nation.”

Pixie Burger is pretty nice.

Pretty sure the greatest joy in life is felt when leaving Oklahoma.

It’s basically a community college so give the guy a break.......

I don’t feel like I ever seen anyone complaining about a team taking a 7 point lead to 14. It’s when teams are taking 30 point leads to 37 point leads with 2 minutes left that it’s a little eye-rolly, but on the other hand, whatever.

Alumnus*

Liquor store sounds accurate. CMU is a college for the B-/C+ slacker who goes to college ... parties ... then 2 years later you notice they’re still at their parents after Labor Day ... because they transferred to the local community college to “handle a few requirements for cheap.” It’s a drop out factory with a 20%…