Yeah, the 1st and 3rd were pretty bad with players launching with the crown of the helmet. It will be interesting to see what the league does. Fines definitely.

Holy damn! How I remember every damn person in my HS singing that song in the hallways. Yet no one sounded as bad as Biz himself, no matter how they tried!

The matrix shows that cider and other fall-themed donuts should not be consumed until early October. Go ahead and eat that glazed chocolate, but stash the cider donut in your desk drawer and eat it next month.

I’m gonna need a pugh analysis on the pros/cons of all of my donut options. After you present me the facts and data supporting your decision I will throw it away and do whatever the fuck I want to do anyway.

Have you considered hiring a donut consultant to optimize your short and long-term snacking strategy?

I’m a manager but I actually work my ass off (shut up, this is my mental health break for the day). Now directors on the other hand...I still don’t know what the fuck my boss does except go out to eat 6 times a day.

I love how he uses that instead of actual names or saying things himself. It’s either “I’ve heard a lot of smart people say Hillary Clinton is an actual terrorist who kills babies.”
OR like a reverse endorsement of something, “Lots of Mexicans love me. They say I’m amazing. I’ve heard Hispanics all over America say,…

“ internal compliance activity...of questionable value.”

And now we honor your grandfather’s sacrifice by celebrating 50 years of the Enterprise! Those brave souls boldly went where no man had gone before!

I still remember saving France’s ass from the Germans at Pearl Harbor. Damn Commies came out of nowhere.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

They don’t play the anthem before you watch a fucking movie.

On military bases they absolutely do play the anthem before movies at the theaters. And everybody is expected to stand at attention facing the flag on the screen.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

Ah, and I would dare go so far as to venture that his commitment to playing professional baseball is quite similar to that of the fools in our U.S. Congress to representing the American people responsibly and intelligently, which is to say that there is in fact quite a LACK of commitment. Don’t mean to offend.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

“Are you sayin’ Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?”

“Oh yeah, Aleppo. That is the guy that Jesus cured, right?”

I’ve said it before (look it up). I feel for the engineers who want to stalk and murder architects.

I dunno... I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about Apollo Creed dying.