There were Flags!?!?!

Followed by Cheech Marin’s Born in East L.A.

I just assume he keeps a troop of orangutan in the basement of Mar-A-Lago to use for hair transplants.

They do. They live in it. A fantastical land where facts are treasonous and intolerance patriotic. Replace Rock Candy with Bullshit, and that's the mountain.

George Constanza-style.

Voting for war crimes out of fatigue is chill, but slightly off color jokes? GTFO!

You laugh, but it's very possible. More possible than it has any right to be.

I laughed.

Even if Trump were to drop out tomorrow, somehow never give an interview ever again, the can of alt-right worms he opened won’t go away so easily. Even when he loses and loses big, the toxic waste he unloaded on the American political system won’t just evaporate.

Gonna be hard to get internet access at that point. Our new Russian overlords aren’t going to take kindly to the anti-Putin sentiment around here.

I hope that same morning Disney World announces it is relocating to Cuba.

The guy has worn me down. I’m voting for him just so he goes away and this stupid election stuff can be over and done with forever.

After he defeats ISIS he can harvest the hair of their leaders for a transplant. Add in the coat he’s making from the desiccated hides of dead undocumented immigrants and his transformation into Mr. Cruella de Vil will be complete.

My prediction? Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead. Let’s “make America great again” the same way a raging wildfire makes an ecosystem great again. It should only take him a few years to burn the entire country to the ground. Vote Trump.

Riight, because Americans won’t instantly forgive a winner or forget a loser...I think you vastly overestimate how much the people who watch the Olympics care about anything beyond medals and a story...I can see the NBC thing now...it would be all about how he cried when he realized he had growing up to do, how much…

Nicolas Cage once stole the Constitution to stop other people from stealing it.

Even owners of 4th tier sports teams are cunty bastards. Believable.

It’s funny (in a karmic way), but Turner might be fucked worse than he would have if the judge gave him a more appropriate sentence, because now people are gonna bend over backwards to make sure he doesn’t walk down a street without people knowing he’s the white-privilege rapist.

I agree with you about the fatties - most don't have anywhere else to go, sportswise, but they're also the least appreciated by the casual fan. If football starts losing the skill position guys to other sports, it's in trouble - something I think will be really noticeable in ten years. Which is a bummer, because damn,…

So let Texas hang on and refuse progress (something the state is already quite good at!).