Which is why my legislature was all over that shit.

Did you see the Dion Sanders charter school doc?

Football is a sport I *didn’t* want to play and wanted nothing to do with, but was forced to be adjacent to. A kid with no football around sounds like a magical, amazing world he should be grateful for.

They could - and I know this is crazy talk - not bulk up to 300lbs.

There are probably several niche porn websites to disprove this assertion.

Rugby! Way fewer head injuries.

Young men who are skilled at football tend to be skilled at other athletic pursuits as well. What’ll happen is that you’ll gradually see more and more guys who might’ve gone to college on football scholarships instead going into other sports, sports that generally don’t carry the risk of making you both a cripple and a…

When he said that the number one reason for doing this was courage, I became instantly apoplectic.

I hope my 80GB version 1.3 iPod lives forever.

I hope this doesn’t sully the pristine relationship between the tech industry and journalism.

Secretary of Defense Goodell insists it hasn’t been conclusively shown that bullets cause head injuries.

Thank God they’re water-resistant what with the melting icecaps and rising sea levels.

Believe me, if NFL brass could get away with giving them less than that, they would.

Maybe if you can’t trust a person in their 20s to, literally, survive without your constant attention, you should reconsider whether or not to give that person millions of dollars.

John’s not about to get out-Harbaughed by his younger brother.

Exactly! We support them by barely paying them, then fining them for gaining weight!

“Rub some dirt in there, Marine, you’re fine. Pussy. Bloo blee blah bloo, my head hurts. You’d never make it in the NFL!”

See: Rice, Ray: 2013 statistics.

If Ray Rice could play, he’d be playing. That’s more of a Father Time punishment.