She would have been better off telling the NFL that Elliott was letting air out of game-day footballs.

What's not to like? They're crunchy, oily, salty and sweet. That more than makes up for the impression that you're biting into a square of cardboard.

A “Playoff Surge” pricing plan, if you will

Cashman: “There is a $1000 leaving town tax!”

OK, but that is kind of my point (albeit a bizarro version of it; not sure I agree that the NBA is now popular in spite of everyone’s racism - what do you think has changed that allows people to root for good teams despite their racial hatred of the players now when they couldn’t do that previously?).

Code words...

“scrappy” only applies if you’re white and under 5'8". “gritty” is for 5'8" and up

Scrappy is up there with high motor and gritty as my favorite descriptions of white athletes

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

Is there any place that you know of that can pass that test for “no longer racist”?

We can agree on that.

The treatment of Russell was an ugly time in this city’s sports history. Absolutely. The fact remains that if Boston is still held up as some sort of racist enclave because the Red Sox were the last team to integrate in baseball, the fair counterpoint is to note the histories of the Bruins and Celtics in that matter.

When am I absolved for answering for busing and the treatment of Bill Russell?

Ask Bill Russell.

Maybe if Ortiz wasn't raping pitching staffs and murdering baseballs we wouldn’t need a wall.

And especially our Mexican brothers, who come here willing to do all the dirty work.

To be fair Boston and the rest of Massachusetts is still pretty damn racist.

Never have so many Red Sox fans felt so conflicted.

Welp, time to pack it in. LastDitch5 has disproved all the tenets of modern Progressivism. He has pierced our armor with his steady typing and keen wit, and exposed us for the LIBTARDZ and CUCKS we are.

2017? That’s ridiculous!
What did OJ ever do to anybody?