Now I have to wait five hours for some pink eyed gentleman to explain this new scoring system so I can understand how dominant Team USA was.

To celebrate, everyone in the green pool!!!

I wish we had politicians with this sort of spine here in Minnesota. Instead we have the new Vikings stadium looking like a fucking hangar over downtown Minneapolis. Should have told those New Jersey crooks to take their damn team to LA along with the Rams/Raiders/Chargers.

That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.

304. Swimming – Men’s 10km Open Water

1.) Swimming in human shit

‘1.3 million tickets for the opening ceremony remain unsold.’

Given their draft history, losing draft picks will actually benefit the Browns.

It’s actually the exact same protocol and the NFL is just counting on the players not being able to remember it.

To be fair, he was 10-6 as a starter last season. But, they didn't make the playoffs, so that's basicallg 8-8. And, I'm sure this year the Fitzmagic will be fleeting and 4-12 is probably the end result.

Imagine if the NBA gave this much of a shit about weed...

On a side note, it would be hilarious if Gordon could negotiate a deal where he just played 3 quarters for all 16 games.

Trump has charisma. Cruz is creepy as fuck. Make no mistake. He made some dangerous enemies tonight.

Except he overplayed his hand. He made some powerful enemies tonight. They'll now drop all the hooker stories they've been holding on to.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

Listen, “Bob.” Alcohol and drugs and raging hormones leads to fucking. Sometimes embarrassing or unsatisfying fucking, but just fucking. Plenty of us got through it without raping anybody. It’s not hard. Just don’t rape anybody.

I think all 53 states need to stress STEM education.

“I did not see that coming.”