Brock and Roman Reigns, within a month of one another.

Vince is shitting the most collective bricks he’s shat since 1994 during the Steroid Trial, or in 1997 when Owen Hart broken Stone Cold’s neck.

“I’m a white boy and I’m jacked- Deal with it."

Well, he knows his audience, you have to give him that.

I was more surprised when Hayden Christensen turned out to be Darth Vadar.

BREAKING: guy who has been clearly juicing his entire life fails drug test

To be fair, AIDS.

So many states, so many shitty republican governors.

It’s not a zero-sum game - Pence IS a horrible governor, albeit in a very different way. It seems silly to complain about people complaining about Pence when it is the most relevant news about the election right now.

Ehhhh. He did basically sponsor a town-wide AIDS epidemic, so...

“The NBA last season was, functionally, a three-team race.”

And the amazing thing is, Gawker posted the biggest political recipients of NRA money over the last five years, and number 1 was paid like $64,000. You sold your soul for $12,800/year???

I saw this at a Walgreens on South Beach a few days ago. I was very close to getting it!

Asociación del Fútbol Argentino

But then he went home and titty-fucked Kate Upton, so . . . win some, lose some.

Every year since 1957 has been a rebuilding year but no Megatron means more room for our other, worse receivers to improve!

Detroit fans will just have to wait until football season starts, because the Lions are going all the way this year. I can feel it.

That’s mitigated by the story that David Hall punched Gilbert in the face at a Birmingham bar after getting fired.

My wife and kids have been staring at me for the past ten minutes wondering what I’m laughing at. Causing some serious insecurities over here.

Not that one. She looks like a mash-up of Dirk Nowitzski and Paris Hilton

Fuck the British Royal Family