Next thing you’re going to tell me is that RG3 got knocked out for the season in his first game with the Browns.

Because lottery picks have never turned out to be complete busts in the NBA.

I’m tired of how these players are such big sissies about playing with their injuries today.

They were named in honor of the Canadian Army’s Maple Leaf regiment for its service in World War I.

Actually TSA confiscated it and sold it for three times its street value to the line cooks who were working at the airport Chili’s.

Actually no.

“You mean I was supposed to sit my best players at the END of the season?”

Trump hasn’t had much of a need for sleep since he discovered amazing the stimulant properties of freshly squeezed kittens’ blood.

Much. Thank you.

Whether or not the Blue Jays make the playoffs, they will soon be dwarfed by the massive media coverage that will accompany the ceremonies and celebrations as the Maple Leafs honor 50 seasons since the franchise last appeared in the Stanley Cup finals.

Yep. I fell into the classic trap of overthinking the situation.

“Let’s get this straight. My dad, as well as myself, have every intention of voting for a hate fueled and dangerously unstable, but still Republican, individual for President of the United States. As opposed to a person who is qualified and basically competent, but who might make the rich pay higher taxes and allow…

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

I think they should have had a SB half time show where Pete Rozelle presented Trump with the check for the $3 the USFL won from its antitrust lawsuit against the NFL.

I think Celtic supporters should stop this nonsense and give their full attention to what looks to be yet another breathlessly exciting one team race for the SPL title for 2016-2017

Even though it was pretty cutting edge, I always thought this was a really weird choice for a Super Bowl halftime.

No RG III?

If anyone believes Armstrong is basically a good guy who just did what everyone else was doing, read the book “Cycle of Lies”

I find this policy tough but fair.

Keep fighting the good fight you magnificent bastard.