“Early reports indicate Hamm will play a sadistic Midwestern crime boss who gets off on dragging his victims around his hideout by their testicles using the claw end of a hammer.”

That’s your answer to everything.

Before calling my local movie theater, I would insist he whip it out and start jerking off for me. And make eye contact the whole time.

I’m not sure you understand how consent works

Why not Netflix they seem to embrace this sort of thing

I quite distinctly remember at the time how ridiculously outraged and offended so many people were that TV shows actually now expected them to watch every episode and pay a decent amount of attention. That kind of thing just wasn’t what people watched television for. Of course, it also helped that this was around the…

Yeah. The process was rigged, but when you’ve campaigned for a job as long and hard as Burton did, there’s no excuse not to knock your tryout out of the park. It was a short stint buried where people were least likely to see it, but I’m thinking that Richards breathed a sigh of relief when Burton wasn’t great in that…

“he’s still working to develop a Trivial Pursuit board game...”

Burton is right that there was foul play, but also, Burton was not very good during his guest stint. Easily the most disappointing. 

Somebody pitching trivial pursuit to a board game company would be the funniest thing

I’ve had to explain to friends elsewhere around the globe what spelling bees even are. They don’t really exist outside of English-speaking countries, because other languages have orthographies that make sense, whereas the English language’s fucked up history led to a uniquely fucked up orthography.

Of course it was never a competition. It was a publicity stunt straight from the start. Hence why more veteran game show hosts like Brooke Burns or Meredith Viera were never invited to be guest hosts. Hell, the fact that it was a “tryout” at all was all pure fan speculation. The show itself did not mention it…

The fix might have always been in, but he was not good.

Moving away from the Skywalker Saga is great. “Might becoming to” needs work.

Ah, is it time for the bad faith “akShUallY phobic means afraid of!” canard already?

It was much funnier than Gervais’ bit.

It would be nice to not be the butt end of a joke for at least one Netflix comedy special while my state desperately tries to make me not real.  It gets a little tiring.

This Twinja user is using your article’s comments to spread hateful speech

Calm down, it was a joke. You’re not allowed to get upset by a joke.

If you just went ahead and got the hormone treatments and surgery, you’d be a lot less angry at yourself.