Um.....far be it from me to defend something as shitty as Kinja, but it does let you edit your posts up to 15 minutes after you make them. And since your second post is 13 minutes after your first one with the error...

I must have missed the court order appointing her as his attorney.

 I’ve had huge tips, no tips; I’ve been tipped in cash, beer, pot, bags of bagels, and a giant bag of pistachios. Seen more tits and penises than I care to remember (why do people think the rules of society no longer apply at hotels?), interrupted sex with my knock a dozen times. Delivered to a guy who stopped the…

Had a table of 4 frat dicks ring up a $200 tab of booze and pub grub, count out and pay their bill to the penny, and when I came back to clear the table, they left a single penny in the center of the table with “FOR YOU :)“ written in Ketchup ON THE FUCKING TABLE. But, as I was cleaning and clearing the table, I found…

Ready for inspection, Mr. President.

...What, while white?

Plus, this may also count as wearing the flag.

Under.

Such a fine line between disrespecting the flag and the flag disrespecting you.

The inherent contradiction in King’s role at MMQB is that everyone acknowledges he has unprecedented access to the inner workings of the NFL...yet he does absolutely nothing of note with it. Does he ever take on anything remotely ground-breaking or controversial? No. He polishes Goodell’s nuts and offers bland…

Came to say the same thing.

Exactly...not sure why this is making news now that the Yankees have stole it...

I was going to say the same thing. However, the camera made out of a box of sunflower seeds is pretty ingenious.

Also no talent.

I really detest the guy, I know he keeps getting work because of the moniker he goes by, but he’s not talented, he’s not funny, he’s just obnoxious.

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”

DISRE2PECT

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

when the squad finally gets the brand to not be synonymous with sexism