being a bit younger, I loved when the Onion did it in 2004. http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-11056

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Are you really bragging that the only way you can get head is through a miracle? That’s sad.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

The closer he gets the faster he probably says it.

“Pffttt! Been fired more times than Sabrina, but I am still here.”

I’m self studying - which is to say, I got a bunch of last year’s BarBri books from my friends and am making flashcards out the ass and doing practice exams. I can’t pay BarBri $3000 and I have to work anyway. BUT I like your name for this piece. I was just going to go with “Faces of Douche.”

This Labrador would be better at governance.

I diversify my own information bias

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

You don’t seem to be interested in this “conversation” you mentioned in your opening comment. Seems more like you did want to just make it all about you.

Is that Ice tea?

(That’s the joke.)

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…