Not disclosing sponsored posts anymore?

The Wendy’s tweet you linked to was deleted. Got a screenshot?

Please don’t Milkshake Duck on us, Adam!

This would be a fine piece except for the impossible standard set by its headline. It’s like watching a kid play with trucks in a sandbox and writing it up as “This Is How Heavy Construction Projects Are Done.”

Subtle.

People are still advocating prison rape? Really?

I know I always turn immediately to Washington and Pennsylvania decisions only available on Westlaw first whenever I’m dealing with New York and federal defamation law. The judge never sees it coming!

Ooh let me guess. Is it money?

From the very first line - “Why would someone from Milwaukee, Wisconsin come all the way down to Missouri for college?” - I was extremely skeptical of this post. A better headline would have been “I Am Not Getting the Recognition for Going Here That I Deserve.”

That map ... is not London.

I don’t think this press release — posted by the aircraft’s manufacturer not even a month ago — will be up much longer.

Please never stop doing this column, Bobby. Not until MGT is cancelled, which will probably be next month.

I like how the “charity” the Astros are donating his salary to is their own foundation. “To atone for our employee’s racist gesture, we have decided to grant ourselves a tax break. Racism has been solved.”

At least Tesla and Netflix can achieve economies of scale with its factories.

This was the best one yet. Bless you, Bobby.

That’s not what the shirt says. Read it again!

Quickly: Switching off the autopilot would not be noticeable to anyone. The airplane continues flying, it doesn’t shudder or immediately dive. What jostled the copilot was Seal’s abnormal rudder deflections, which the movie takes care to show you when he moves his feet.

“It just goes to show: Never underestimate Rick (or the quasi-fanaticism he inspires in other people).”

“While it’d be a huge notch in her professional bedpost”

The Boneyard! That was my favorite stop on the bus tour.