That’s not what the shirt says. Read it again!

Quickly: Switching off the autopilot would not be noticeable to anyone. The airplane continues flying, it doesn’t shudder or immediately dive. What jostled the copilot was Seal’s abnormal rudder deflections, which the movie takes care to show you when he moves his feet.

“It just goes to show: Never underestimate Rick (or the quasi-fanaticism he inspires in other people).”

“While it’d be a huge notch in her professional bedpost”

The Boneyard! That was my favorite stop on the bus tour.

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

Not a TV person. A very special and important radio news person with “news” in their username so everyone will know they are important.

Would love to know which 20 clubs are participating. (And whether the Cardinals are one of them, let’s be honest.)

The Cubs have been doing this for a few months, but with better props.

What is an “FAA-compliant canopy”?

Hey remember when Gaby Dunn said Stoya was lying because she was buds with James Deen? Good times, good times.

False. @darth is the only good account.

Hurricane Chicago’s Failed Olympics Bid

Only a matter of time until corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes. No such thing as bad press, baby! HURRICANE BUD LIGHT LIME IS JUST HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, PEOPLE!

Kelby Tomlinson is younger than Pablo Sandoval, but at 27, I don’t think I’d call him a “youngster.”

“Lying is as old as Adam and Eve, and apparently not in and of itself against the rules. The use of lying while ‘under oath’ seems to be where the actual violation is.” — The Jerrys discussing perjury

Shep, have you seen any good PS Vita deals recently?

Shep, have you seen any good PS Vita deals recently?

Fiskers don’t make noise when they start up. Just so you know.

I’m a Cubs fan, but this is more than a little silly. Making sure the Cardinals have every edge they can get within the framework of the rules (cough Houston hacking cough) is John Mozeliak’s job. It’s not like they’re already eliminated or have no chance of making the playoffs. I don’t see anything wrong,…

“My God, not even an Eagle Scout could tie a better knot in that noose!”