This is a bad take.

Seriously, fuck the Cardinals for this. They realized they fucked up a perfect chance at some easy PR when they lost the cat, so now they’re trying to get it back by strong-arming an animal charity. And, just in case there was any doubt as to their true intentions here, now they’re prematurely trying to sell, sell,…

“second baseman Tim Anderson”

“Stay in your lane” is exactly what he told Kristine Leahy (Colin Cowherd’s cohost). Add “misogynist” to the Big Baller Brand brand’s brand guidelines.

The fans went home happy: two Gerry Davis ejections for the price of one. You just never know what you’re gonna see when you go to a ballgame.

He’d kill all the animals, then pause to reflect.

Something to know about lawyers: I think most filings, for almost anything, are done at the last minute right before the deadline. I wouldn’t read anything at all into the fact that MLB hasn’t filed something yet.

Where’s Statcast when we actually need it?

You ... you know Amazon bought Woot, right? And now it’s basically a mini Amazon with marginally better copy?

My God what is the deal with that screaming play-by-play call of the grand slam. Calm down, bro.

I freaking love Shade Court and am still very mad online that my application to join the Shade Bar Association was so ruthlessly denied. These columns were always packed with brilliance. And this one is an instant classic: “Kardashian-adjacents.” The entire Taylor Swift bit. Not wanting to give Cosmo a win due to its…

KKK for strikeouts is bad, but dressing up your avatar with a “Thug Life” shirt to complain about it is ok? Girl, bye.

With that said, it’s not unheard of for the government to bring simultaneous civil and criminal proceedings arising from the same conduct (but usually the civil proceedings are stayed pending resolution of the criminal proceedings).

“Joe Torre, currently MLS’s Chief Baseball Officer”

Personally I’m looking forward to “Skip Bayless Visits Your House to Yell At Your Architecture.”

That’s actually a pretty good apology, all things considered.

You have to plead that your damages *exceed* the sum or value of $75,000 (so $75,000 would be a no while $75,001 would be a yes), but this is exactly it. (28 U.S.C. section 1332(a).)

Dude, this was awesome of you. Faith in humanity: restored.

At least they’ve got a mastermind like Dusty Baker to get the most out of ... you know what, never mind.

Two spaces are not antiquated in law, which is Comey’s domain.